Top Weekly Shower Thoughts

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satirequeen
Apr 17, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts; the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence and all the random crap out there in the universe. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are. Or if managed to get you in a thinking mode here are more shower thoughts for you to ponder at.

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TheeMainEvent 4 days ago The first dent, scratch, or crack to an item is always devastating, but after that, the heavy burden of keeping that device in pristine condition is lifted and feels so much better.
    via u/TheeMainEvent
  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/WormXr 13 hours ago S S If you were bulletproof, you would probably live your entire life without knowing.
    via u/WormXr
  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/PatientParfait 3 days ago S If dogs are able to see ghosts, then the reason they're afraid of the vet is because they can see all the animals that have been euthanised there. 2
    via u/PatientParfait
  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/saltshaft 2 days ago S 2 Reese's is the Taco Bell of the candy world. The same key ingredients packaged 50 different ways and nobody's mad about it.
    via u/saltshaft
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Surfing Dinosaur 3 days ago Elsa builds a highly detailed ice castle in seconds and brings two snow creatures to life. Soldiers show up to take her away and she can't put a block of ice in the doorway.
    via u/Surfing Dinosaur
  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/BigOL-Harrison 3 days ago We can feel every surface on our body simultaneously but don't even notice it
    via u/BigOL-Harrison
  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/mrprimeminista 1 day ago We typically want our fiction to be believable and our nonfiction to be unbelievable.
    via u/mrprimeminista
  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Outcazt 1 day ago To cannibals, vegans are their version of grass-fed meat.
    via u/Outcazt
  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/FreeHealthCareVamp 5 days ago Harry Potter is really a story about not showing off/using the right tool for the job. The spell was unnecessary. If Voldemort just drops baby Harry out of a window, instead of spell casting, it's a different series.
    via u/FreeHealthCareVamp
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Riffle-Chips 4 days ago Parrots could act as translators between ducks and humans.
    via u/Riffle-Chips
  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Frankaos333 1 day ago If someone apologizes for something that doesn't bother you, chances are it's because it would bother them
    via u/Frankaos333
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Huggsy-The-Penguin 1 day ago We went really quickly from "you shouldn't use your phone near a gas pump" to "you can use your phone to pay for your gas".
    via u/Huggsy-The-Penguin
  • 13
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/GhastlyViking 4 days ago People won't listen to a person who doesn't have a degree, but they also don't believe professionals who have dedicated their lives to a specific field
    via u/GhastlyViking
  • 14
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/sokkaaa 2 days ago Rich people and celebrities who spent millions on plastic surgery are still going to have ugly children.
    via u/sokkaaa
  • 15
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/staydedicated40101 2 days ago No of us asked to be born, so giving birth is quite literally forcing someone into existence
    via u/staydedicated40101
  • 16
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/SoyUnFracaso 5 days ago Our ancestors must've milked a lot of animals until they found out that cows and goats' milk tasted better.
    via u/SoyUnFracaso
  • 17
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/JoeFas 3 days ago If enough people move to the middle of nowhere, it turns into somewhere.
    via u/JoeFas

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